Rough around the Edges

"Whatever we were before, we are now the inquisition."


First feeding session went great :) definitely not as bad as I imagined with thawing the frozen pinkie and what not. He is fat and happy 😊

I’ve been showcasing my new baby but I will never forget my swimmer😋 He is a sucker for pictures and guppies. I don’t know how he holds so much swag underneath that shell.
Another noodle update: Kaa has settled in nicely. I have held him several times today and he has been calm and sweet each time. He gets fed on Sunday and it will be his first feeding with me. Nothing else to report other than I’m glad to have hopped on the noodle train! An update on our feeding session will be up Sunday. XOXOX


if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

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How to Enjoy Coffee


How to Enjoy Coffee

This is Kaa, my new candycane and apparently it was world snake day yesterday so here he is! He is so presh. I have not handled him yet. I’ve had him for three days and just want him to have time to settle in.


its adorable though bc when she breathes she makes little squeaking noises (since her mouth is always open) and she’ll do it in my ear and ill ask her if shes trying to tell me secrets and then she’ll squeak again and beads just looks SO SUSPICIOUS like

this new bitch talkin shit already


So day two of being a new snake mommy and it hasn’t been a great start. I checked multiple times yesterday and made sure the lid to his enclosure was sealed. This morning I get up to take him to a vet to get a wellness exam and could not find him anywhere and my worst fears had been realized. He got out. From 8:00 am to 4:00 pm I have been on the hunt for this little guy and as fate would play a cruel joke on me 😑 I found him in his play log/limb thing. In the hollow part of the decor where obviously a snake does not belong. To say I am relieved is putting it mildly. I need a drink.


i think we all know this one person…

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